Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium
Come for the evening, stay for eternity! Paper Flower Consortium is a podcast from the largest vampire coven in Seattle. Their stories are told by Loretta Fabron Onfoy, coven historian and librarian, in the hope that the modern vampire's way of life is not lost during the next great language transformation. Some tales in this anthology are horrific, some are droll, some are filled with misadventure--just like any eternal existence. Episodes sponsored by the Paper Flower Consortium's Business Community. The history is followed by questions from curious initiates. Want to ask Lady Loretta a question about vampirism? Have a topic you want to see discussed? Email info@paperflowerconsortium.com
Episodes
40 episodes
Immortal House - Full Production
Happy Halloween Beloved Initiates! This is the full audio of the dramatized adaption of Immortal House! I hope you love it. This full production has two new questions from two new hopeful initiates, one I spoke to at WA State Horror Con...
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Season 2
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2:02:34
Immortal House Episode 3
In the exciting conclusion to Immortal House, Beloved Initiates, Laurence, an accidental vampire of two centuries and a first time home buyer, is struggling with memories of his last love, but he has friends even if he has forgotten them.
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Season 2
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46:56
Immortal House Episode 2
In this second episode, Beloved Initiates, Laurence, an accidental vampire of two centuries and a first time home buyer, budget expectations are getting the better of his judgements and worse, he keeps falling into the memories of some of his b...
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Season 2
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52:14
Immortal House Episode 1
Warning: two loud screams in Chapter "House Hunting makes a Vampire Hungry" starting at 21:08In this first episode, Beloved Initiates are introduced to Laurence Roch, an accidental vampire of two centuries and a first time home buyer. H...
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Season 2
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30:40
Preview #1 of Immortal House
Here is the first preview of our Halloween Special Immortal House - where we can see the first impression of the first house that Laurence views within his budget. Schedule: 10/10, 10/17, and 10/24
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Intrigue Among Vampires - Preview
A PREVIEW of the latest novel in the Elder's of the Paper Flower Consortium - Intrigue Among Vampires! After a short introduction, Loretta reads Chapter 20 of Intrigue Among Vampires which is Pascaline's transformation.Intro and Outro M...
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8:58
PFC Episode 28 Stop Summoning Demons!
Lady Loretta recounts the gruesome fate of Initiate Ben and his two friends who dared play with the demonic forces. Ben's hubris unleashed the malevolent spirit of Harold Taylor, a demon with a very large appetite. The consequences of whi...
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Season 2
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Episode 28
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21:06
PFC Episode 27: A New Hunter
Lady Loretta gives a warning to be vigilant as a friend of the coven, Liam Hemlock, has ran into a new vampire hunter while pursuing books in a Capital Hill bookstore. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: ple...
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Season 2
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Episode 27
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22:21
PFC Episode 26: No Hot Girl Summers
Loretta angrily explains why going to the beach is a bad idea for a vampire, even if it is hot out. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit
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13:09
PFC Episode 25: Trapped
Lady Loretta tells the terrifying tale of the Ancient Vampire Titus Maximus Valarie, an auger and bird lover who built a hut along a wetland that disappeared during the Cape Ann Earthquake. Trapped under the earth and unable to die, Titus's onl...
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Season 2
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Episode 25
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26:39
PFC Episode 24: Forgetting How to Vampire
Lady Loretta tells a sad story of the exile of Ruth, a talented weaver and spinner. After a sickness ran through her village, she was accused of witchcraft and making a deal with the devil. She is accosted by the Witchhunter General and his ass...
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Season 2
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Episode 24
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31:03
PFC Episode 23: The Problem with Children
Lady Loretta describes why the rules of no children in residence apply to vampires of the coven by telling the story of Andrew Farrow, the Senior, and his son, Andrew Junior, of the tragedy that unfolded in their Mississippi home back in the 19...
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Season 2
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Episode 23
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37:32
PFC Episode 22: Conquering our Obsession Natures
Loretta Fabron Onfoy explains the importance of knowing one's own weakness and overcoming our obsessions. She also tells a story which she was told in 1843 of the vampire Aodhan Fitzgerald, a pig farmer, who fell in love with another farmer, Jo...
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Season 2
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Episode 22
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28:23
PFC Episode 21: For the Love of Meat
Loretta Fabron Onfoy explains the importance of the meat industry to the modern vampire coven. She also tells a story in 1931 when during the Great Depression the coven hunted and ate their last human victim and how the meat was divided and the...
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Season 2
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Episode 21
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18:32
PFC Episode 20: The Value of Patience
In the Season 1 Finale, Loretta Onfoy delivers some unfortunate news. Initiate Ellen has failed the initiation program. In this cautionary lesson, she explains how Ellen decided to summon the demon, Harold Taylor, rather than wait to complete t...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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21:52
PFC Episode 19: The Importance of Forgiveness
Loretta discusses and explains why Agata chose to forgive Gaius after what he did to her back in 1509 which benefited both the Paper Flower Consortium and Gaius's Legion and even France. Warning: Suggested Violence on Women, Forgiving u...
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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26:04
PFC Episode 18: Interspecies Kin
Loretta Fabron Onfoy discusses werewolf and vampire relationships and tells the story of the ill-fated Amise, 5th born of Sister Sophie who wandered with the horde for decades until she met a werewolf name Timeo. The two shared a lifetime of lo...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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26:40
PFC Bonus Episode 6: An Examination of old and new Or What would Dracula do?
Examination of the Old and New (Or What Would Dracula do?)Fourteen-year-old Norma has found a home with her vampire grandpa, Derrik, his wife and their enthalled humans in the Paper Flower Consortium, yet as the old new year app...
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Season 1
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53:10
PFC Episode 17: Loss of Reflection
Lady Loretta explains how vampires learn to groom themselves without a reflection and the story of Tabitha who suddenly missed seeing herself and who sought clarity and failed to find it on Mount Rainier.Warning: Never go on a mount...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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27:23
PFC Episode 16: Vampires Make Ghastly Pets
Loretta discusses why vampires must not turn their animal companions into vampires and warns what will happen to those who do. She tells of the fate of two vampiric war horses, Nix and Fidelles and a beloved sheepdog, Dash.Warning: Anim...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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26:54
PFC Bonus Episode 5: Transformative Holiday Traditions
Everyone wants to know how vampires celebrate Christmas! Loretta tells the story of the teenaged vampire, Norma. In a series of small kindnesses, her vampire grandpa reachs her by celebrating "modern Christmas Merriments." CAST: Norma...
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Season 1
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1:06:09
PFC Episode 15: Guests in Room 014 of the Night Owl
In this farcical retelling of hopsitality industy horror story, Loretta explains the importance of manners and describes a terribly rude vampire and his enthralled humans who stayed at the Paper Flower Consortium's Night Owl Extended Stay Hotel...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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25:34
PFC Episode 14: Rebound Girl
Loretta Fabron Onfoy tells the story of Haley Avaedo, her youngest offspring. After the loss of her lover, Haley went to a human-mostly party where she became a victim of oppertunity to a smooth talking vampire hunter. TW: Vaping/S...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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21:18
PFC (Bonus Episode 4): Halloween Special Apparition of a Terrier
A DRAMATIZED HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!!Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy reads from the diary of Norma Mae Rollins, December 5th, 1951. Norma is now safe from William, well-fed, warm, and educated via a pr...
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Season 1
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29:46